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Protest One Person Short Of Success

January 26, 2005 | Issue 41•04

Headphones-Wearing Pedestrian Loudly Proclaims Iron Man Status

November 28, 2001 | Issue 37•43

57 Lawmakers Feared Dead In Senate Mine Disaster

March 28, 2001 | Issue 37•11

Texas Sheriff Cracks Down On Chicken-On-Chicken Violence

August 2, 2000 | Issue 36•26

Stemke Family Murder Rate Lowest In 20 Years

January 19, 2000 | Issue 36•01

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