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Report: North Korea Just Enjoys Nuclear Talks

November 16, 2005 | Issue 41•46

Goth, Metalhead Overcome Subcultural Differences To Find Love

May 25, 2005 | Issue 41•21

Elaborate Sentence Construction Facilitates Omission Of Word 'Boyfriend'

July 16, 2003 | Issue 39•27

Third-Grader Awaits Lesson For Cursive G

November 29, 2000 | Issue 36•43

Nation's Teens Disappointed By Banned Books

March 1, 2000 | Issue 36•07

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