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Scorpio: You will score a major victory at work when you're able to produce documentation proving that the appropriate person has died and made you God.

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Raving Lunatic Obviously Took Some Advanced Physics

March 17, 2004 | Issue 40•11

85 Percent Of U.S. Cole Slaw Remains Uneaten

November 20, 2002 | Issue 38•43

Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race

November 10, 1999 | Issue 35•41

New 'Phone Book' Raising Serious Privacy Issues

October 29, 1997 | Issue 32•13

High School Basketball Star Announces He Will Skip College, Go Straight To Embittered Alcoholism

April 23, 1997 | Issue 31•15

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