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Deadlocked Supreme Court: 'Someone's Voting Twice'

July 17, 2006 | Issue 42•29

America's Sweetheart Dumps U.S. For Some Douchebag

August 18, 2004 | Issue 40•33

Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist

February 25, 2004 | Issue 40•08

Science Guy Bill Nye Killed In Massive Vinegar/Baking-Soda Explosion

August 23, 2000 | Issue 36•29

Leather-Jacketed Congressman Makes Up His Own Rules

July 19, 2000 | Issue 36•24

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