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The Cigarette Tax

Twenty-two states are considering raising cigarette taxes to generate extra revenue, and in New York City, the cost of a pack may reach $7. What do you think?


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Pisces: Your money problems will worsen this week when the other prisoners start trading you for fewer cigarettes than usual.

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