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Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization

April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14

Entire Train Ride Spent Deciding If, When To Use Bathroom

April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14

Logo In Corner Of TV Reminds Man He's Masturbating To Spice

October 16, 2002 | Issue 38•38

Man Has Mixed Feelings About $39 Flight

September 11, 2002 | Issue 38•33

New Horizontal Device Prevents Falls To Basement

September 25, 1996 | Issue 30•07

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