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Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

November 7, 2006 | Issue 42•45

Vehement Anti-Cell-Phone Guy Finally Caves

August 10, 2005 | Issue 41•32

Broke Dad Makes Son PlayStation 2 For Christmas

December 20, 2000 | Issue 36•46

Man Paid More Than Enough To Put Up With This Shit

May 10, 2000 | Issue 36•17

Supreme Court Rules Restaurant Patron Must Try This Cheesecake

April 15, 1998 | Issue 33•14

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