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August 31, 2005 | Issue 41•35

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November 3, 2004 | Issue 40•44

English Teacher Obviously Hung Over

January 17, 2001 | Issue 37•01

Joe Eszterhas Brought In To Punch Up Senate Bill

December 13, 2000 | Issue 36•45

'Greatest Story Ever Told' Has Gimmicky Deus Ex Machina Ending

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