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The WorldCom Scandal

WorldCom falsely accounted for $3.8 billion in expenses, enabling the company to continue reporting profits when it was actually losing money. What do you think?


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Leo: You will shatter existing records for speed and distance when you're struck by a car while walking across the Bonneville Salt Flats.

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