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Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

August 30, 2006 | Issue 42•35

Area Man Too Busy For His Buddy Phil, Eh?

December 15, 2004 | Issue 40•50

Ken, Barbie Reenact Parental Fight

September 26, 2002 | Issue 38•35

Gore Delivers Emergency Presidential Address Into Bathroom Mirror

October 31, 2001 | Issue 37•39

Customer Awkwardly Accepts One Cent, Receipt

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