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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

August 28, 2002 - September 3, 2002 | Issue 38•31

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Pool

Price Of Penis-Shaped Swimming Pool Negotiated

LAKE TAHOE, NV—The price of a customized penis-shaped swimming pool was negotiated down Monday, when purchaser Rocky Morgan persuaded contractor Lou Visconti to agree to a $12,000 reduction in price. "Right off the bat, I told Rocky I can do it, but it ain't gonna be cheap," said Visconti, owner of Mirage Pools. "First, there's a fee for the original design. And a lot more man hours go into laying a ...

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