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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

October 30, 2002 - November 5, 2002 | Issue 38•40

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Man feels 19

Man Feels 19 Again After Not Getting Laid

SANTA CRUZ, CA—Jason Pinter, a 33-year-old data-systems specialist who has not had sex in eight months, reported Tuesday that the celibacy streak has made him feel 19 again. ..

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