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April 26, 2006 | Issue 42•17

73 Percent Of U.S. Livestock Show Signs Of Clinical Depression

July 21, 2004 | Issue 40•29

William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior

September 20, 2000 | Issue 36•33

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Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping-Toad

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