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Political Cartoon Even More Boring And Confusing Than Issue

March 24, 2004 | Issue 40•12

Teens 'Going To Town' With Restaurant Comment Cards

October 8, 2003 | Issue 39•39

Double-Entendre Doesn't Stand Up To Scrutiny

September 24, 2003 | Issue 39•37

Taco Bell's Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way

October 14, 1998 | Issue 34•11

Freshman Term Paper Discovers Something Totally New About Silas Marner

September 23, 1997 | Issue 32•08

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