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Public Urinator Gives Passerby Dirty Look

August 27, 2003 | Issue 39•33

Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder

August 20, 2003 | Issue 39•32

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October 16, 2002 | Issue 38•38

Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated

May 24, 2000 | Issue 36•19

Slightly Upset Woman Declared Insane

May 24, 2000 | Issue 36•19

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