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The Spam Epidemic

Congress is exploring ways to combat the problem of "spam," the wave of junk e-mail that has clogged e-mail systems and cost U.S. businesses billions. What do you think?


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Knowing what to do in case of fire can be the difference between life and death.


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Gemini: Keep in mind that it's important to set goals so you feel appropriately pathetic when you fail to achieve them.

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