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The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban

Last week, the House of Representatives voted to ban partial-birth abortions, moving the bill a step closer to President Bush. What do you think?


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Gemini: Your visit to the country will inspire the coining of a new folk saying, "Some days you calm the beast, some days you free the cowboy."

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