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Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness

February 27, 2006 | Issue 42•09

Scientists Discover 6,000-Year-Old Stain

July 27, 2005 | Issue 41•30

Masturbatory Prose Style Fails To Reach Climax

May 5, 2004 | Issue 40•18

Wedding Catering Cart Videotaped For Posterity

August 18, 1999 | Issue 35•29

Unknown Gunman In Hardee's Parking Lot On Verge Of International Prominence

February 17, 1999 | Issue 35•06

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