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Congress Accidentally Approves Arts Funding

March 12, 2003 | Issue 39•09

John D. And Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation Goes On Wild Endowment Binge

May 15, 2002 | Issue 38•18

Storybook Romance Leads To In-Flight-Magazine Marriage

October 28, 1998 | Issue 34•13

Hong Kong Leaders Make Desperate Plea To Jackie Chan

June 4, 1997 | Issue 31•20

Dutch Anti-Defamation League Closes

December 10, 1996 | Issue 30•18

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