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Activist Judge Cancels Christmas

December 14, 2005 | Issue 41•50

Elizabeth Taylor Watches Cleopatra Alone In Dark

February 2, 2000 | Issue 36•03

Hate-Crime Bill Stalled By Pro-Hate Lobby

November 4, 1998 | Issue 34•14

Two Teens Held In Lunch-Lady Mocking Incident

August 26, 1998 | Issue 34•04

Clinton Adopts New 'No Fear' Foreign Policy

January 22, 1997 | Issue 31•02

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