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Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag

March 2, 2005 | Issue 41•09

Sports-Related Murder Provides Perfect Local-News Segue

December 15, 2004 | Issue 40•50

Gay Man Really Respects Dolly Parton For All She's Been Through

June 13, 2001 | Issue 37•22

Unambitious Terrorists Overturn Trash Can

January 15, 1997 | Issue 31•01

Unprecedented Ass Expansion Threatens Area Pantsuit

December 10, 1996 | Issue 30•18

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