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After the recall of Gov. Gray Davis, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California. What do you think?


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Libra: Seeing the look on the cop's face when he found the tiger in your apartment was pretty cool, but it wasn't really worth the horrible lacerations you received.

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