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China Stockpiling Massive Fireworks Arsenal

June 23, 2004 | Issue 40•25

Temp Replaced With Cheaper Temp

September 26, 2002 | Issue 38•35

Local Hipster Over-Explaining Why He Was At The Mall

May 10, 2000 | Issue 36•17

Newest Baywatch Cast Member Kicks It With Byron Allen

January 20, 1999 | Issue 35•02

Pain To Reach New Levels

January 15, 1997 | Issue 31•01

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