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Sniper Suspect Rehires Lawyers

Sniper suspect John Allen Muhammad stopped acting as his own attorney last week and rehired his lawyers. What do you think?


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Scorpio: Your desire for further intellectual growth will be stunted when all of your questions about Aquaman are answered.

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