WASHINGTON, DC—Addressing shocked fellow cabinet members, Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham said Tuesday that he had assumed everyone knew about his roles in numerous 1980s pornographic films.
"I just figured people knew about the porno," Abraham said, shrugging. "I never got any...
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