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Prizes On Price Is Right Looking Better As Man Ages

August 25, 2004 | Issue 40•34

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November 6, 2002 | Issue 38•41

Black Guy Photoshopped In

December 6, 2000 | Issue 36•44

Parents' Record Collection Deemed Hilarious

September 6, 2000 | Issue 36•31

ACLU Defends Nazis' Right To Burn Down ACLU Headquarters

October 14, 2003 | Issue 32•11

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