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The nation awaits Martha Stewart's June 17 sentencing, which will reveal how much time she spends in prison. What do you think?


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Aries: Both your mind and a locomotive run on rails, are difficult to maintain, and make chugging noises, but after that, the analogy starts to break down.

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