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Libra: You will descend into the bowels of the earth to battle the roaring monsters that inhabit its mysterious tunnels, and you will be slain by one 16 cars long.

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Area Dad Suspicious Of Car Parked Across Street

September 4, 2006 | Issue 42•36

Area Father Must Have Read Some Drug-Slang Brochure Or Something

April 25, 2001 | Issue 37•15

Area Man Could Have Sworn Randy Newman Sang Welcome Back, Kotter Theme

October 4, 2000 | Issue 36•35

Important Christmas Lessons Already Forgotten

January 19, 2000 | Issue 36•01

Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting

June 24, 1998 | Issue 33•24

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