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Cheney Caught Moonlighting

July 17, 2002 | Issue 38•25

Area Boyfriend Keeps Bringing Up Scrabble Victory

September 20, 2000 | Issue 36•33

Morbidly Obese Man Enjoys Disabled Privileges With Motorized Cart

October 21, 1998 | Issue 34•12

Picture At Party Comes Out Great

October 21, 1997 | Issue 32•12

Mars Probe Destroyed By Orbiting Spielberg-Gates Space Palace

August 5, 1997 | Issue 32•01

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