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Sagittarius: You've long sought the solitary life of the lighthouse keeper, but it turns out that most of those things are built at the entrances to subdivisions these days.

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Hamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All Israelis

February 15, 2006 | Issue 42•07

Goldfish Can't Stand Bowlmate

December 7, 2005 | Issue 41•49

Cupid Shooting Spree Leaves Dozens Infatuated

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Deep Down, Woman Knows She's Watching Entire Trading Spaces Marathon

October 15, 2003 | Issue 39•40

Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

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