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Actress Opens Poorly Conceived Animal Shelter

January 28, 2004 | Issue 40•04

Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos

October 29, 2003 | Issue 39•42

Ex-Girlfriend Flashback Leaves Man Paralyzed In Produce Aisle

July 31, 2002 | Issue 38•27

Man Builds House He Designed When He Was Eight Years Old

November 8, 2000 | Issue 36•40

Executive Quits Fast Track To Spend More Time With Possessions

March 15, 2000 | Issue 36•09

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