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The Morning-After Pill

The FDA is deciding whether they will allow non-prescription sales of the morning-after pill Plan B. What do you think?


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Being A Considerate Houseguest

If friends or family members are kind enough to invite you to stay at their home, you'll want to be a gracious guest. Here's some tips to help you avoid becoming a burden:


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Aries: You've never cared about mining, you've never been curious about mining, and you certainly never wanted to be a miner, but the only thing those gun-toting Australians care about is getting the silver out of the ground.

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Girlfriend Acting All Clingy After Getting Pregnant

August 18, 2004 | Issue 40•33

This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer Cleans Up Vomit

May 14, 2003 | Issue 39•18

Frat-Guy Boyfriend Not Like The Other Frat Guys

November 6, 2002 | Issue 38•41

Report: Rich Consistently Outearning Poor

February 2, 2000 | Issue 36•03

Auto Workers Strike For More Acrylic Novelty Baseball Caps

November 25, 1998 | Issue 34•17

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