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Army Of Identical Scientists Demands Legislative Support For Cloning

February 20, 2006 | Issue 42•08

Dead iPod Remembered As Expensive

June 29, 2005 | Issue 41•26

The California Recall Candidates: A Focus On The 87 Front-Runners

August 20, 2003 | Issue 39•32

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

December 8, 1999 | Issue 35•45

Man Takes Free Thing He Doesn't Want

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