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Bush: Thousands Of Registered Democrats Needed For 'Extremely Important' Mission

November 1, 2006 | Issue 42•44

Pat Robertson Says Pie Not Delicious

December 14, 2005 | Issue 41•50

Papal Apartments Found Filled With Old Newspapers, Empty Pill Bottles, Mangy Cats

April 13, 2005 | Issue 41•15

Male Orgasm Captured On Film

October 13, 1999 | Issue 35•37

Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested

April 7, 1999 | Issue 35•13

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