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The Stem-Cell Bill

The House recently passed a bill lifting restrictions on stem-cell research, but Bush has threatened to veto the bill if it passes the Senate. What do you think?


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Hosting A Barbecue

Summer is a great time to get outside and grill a delicious meal. Here are a few basic safety rules and outdoor-cooking tips to help make sure you and your family enjoy a tasty, safe summer cookout.


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Gemini: You've already been subjected to scorn and derision. With hot summer weather coming, you can now add extreme physical discomfort to the things you will endure when sporting that long black velvet cape.

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From the Archives

New Roommate Always There

June 20, 2006 | Issue 42•25

Security Guard Makes Passing Women Feel Unsafe

July 2, 2003 | Issue 39•25

Burundi Beef Council: 'Please Send Beef'

June 21, 2000 | Issue 36•23

Unattractive Man Just Like A Brother To Area Woman

October 27, 1999 | Issue 35•39

Amtrak Passengers Treated To Whirlwind Tour of Poor People's Yards

September 9, 1997 | Issue 32•06

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