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June 15, 2005 - June 21, 2005 | Issue 41•24

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Everything That Can Go Wrong Listed

FULLERTON, CA—A worldwide consortium of scientists, mathematicians, and philosophers is nearing the completion of the ambitious, decade-long project of cataloging everything that can go wrong, project leader Dr. Thomas R. Kress announced at a press conference Tuesday. "We are mere weeks from finishing one of the most thorough and provocative scientific surveys...

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