WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.
"Today, at about 1600 hours EST, Secretary Rumsfeld landed in the vagina and deliver...
Two jurors in the Michael Jackson molestation trial said they regret acquitting Jackson, and both now have pending book deals. What do you think?
Leo: You'll soon take your leave of this world, which has become your own personal hell, and enter a hell shared by billions of miserable bastards.
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