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Virgo: You're a proud individual, and there are just some things that you've never been able to bring yourself to say, but "Give me some more goddamned fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy right fucking now" isn't one of them.

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Old Woman
"As the owner of a Chihuahua, I've been looking for an excuse to ditch that damn thing for years."


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SCEB Incorporated

The rapid growth of the video-game market, coupled with anticipation of profits from the introduction of next-generation home gaming consoles, continues to drive up the per-share price of the small San Francisco firm, formerly known as Stackable Crate & Exploding Barrel.

9/15/05 9:40 AM

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September 12, 1972

September 12, 1972

Puke Orange, Pea Green, Mustard Yellow Adopted as New National Colors

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