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December 8, 2005

Undefeated Colts To Play Football's Harlem Globetrotters

Undefeated Colts To Play Football's Harlem GlobetrottersINDIANAPOLIS—The Indianapolis Colts, after building a perfect 12-0 record so far this season and expecting perhaps only the Seattle Seahawks to pose a major challenge before the playoffs...

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Capricorn: You will receive a letter from ex-boxer Leon Spinks, who threatens to reveal himself as your long-lost son unless he receives $9 in unmarked bills.

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BCS Poll Changes

BCS Poll Changes

 
Hockey's New Rules

Hockey's New Rules

 

December 1, 2005

Annika Sorenstam Has Another Remarkable Year For A Lady

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Annika Sorenstam, the absolutely adorable doll of golf's lighter, gentler side, and a true lady who has absolutely charmed ladies' golf fans since joining the always-heartwarming Ladies' Professional Golf Association Tour...

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