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February 20, 2006 - February 26, 2006 | Issue 42•08

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Girlfriend Dumped Guy

Voices In Man's Head Make Great Point About Time Management

EAST LANSING, MI—Area resident Aaron Henschler, 25, is fearing for his very sanity. Known as an unorganized and often unreliable person, Henschler reports that in recent months, voices in his head have been making "pretty good points" about time management. "I must be seriously sick," the house-bo...

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