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April 5, 2006 - April 11, 2006 | Issue 42•14

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Train

Entire Train Ride Spent Deciding If, When To Use Bathroom

NEW HAVEN, CT—Commuter Michael Broberg boarded Metro-North Railroad's 8:37 p.m. train on Monday with one objective: to find a vacant bathroom in one of the train's seven cars and relieve himself in it. Unforeseen obstacles, however, forced him to continually revise and reevaluate this plan...

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