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May 3, 2006 - May 9, 2006 | Issue 42•18

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Bathroom

Roommate Deemed Too Incompetent To Clean Bathroom

IOWA CITY, IA—University Of Iowa pre-law major Peter Kaufman announced Sunday that his roommate of two weeks, Rob Carrero, would be informally barred from cleaning the bathroom of their two-bedroom off-campus apartment, citing Carrero's general ineptitude at other household maintenance and...

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