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May 10, 2006 - May 16, 2006 | Issue 42•19

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Mr. Special Foreign Man

Mr. Special Foreign Man Won't Read Anything Not Written In His Own Language

CHICAGO—Greek-born resident Anatole Pialoglou was again engrossed in Greek-language reading material, this time a newspaper, throughout his morning commute Monday, incredulous passengers on Chicago's Blue Line reported. "There goes Mr. Special Foreign Man again with his sophisticated foreign newspaper," asset-management analy...

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