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Estate sale

Estate Sale Proves Everything Man Worked For In Life Worth $5,235.78

MORGANTOWN, WV—The sum total of recently deceased Morgantown native Henry Keller's eight decades of hard work, honesty, frugality, and sacrifice sold for $5,235.78 at an estate sale this weekend, family members reported. "Dad was a good parent and a go...

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