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Top Stories of 1996

Christ Returns to NBA

Jesus Dunking

After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message of universal love and compassion, made His...

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The Year in Photos: 1996

Year in Pictures: 1996

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