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October 11, 2006 - October 17, 2006 | Issue 42•41

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Retired S1Ws Recalled To Active Duty

STRONG ISLAND, NY—With recruitment down sharply, and the prospect of being held back by the nation of millions appearing once again likely, top-ranking Public Enemy officials issued an order Monday for all retired Security Of The First World...

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