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DNA Evidence Frees Man After 15 Years Of Marriage

DNA Evidence R JACKSONVILLE, FL—Henry "Hank" Doswell, 42, was released from his marriage Wednesday, after DNA tests conclusively proved his innocence in the July 1991 fathering of Spencer Doswell, the solitary charge that has kept him committed for 15 years...

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Catholic Church Must
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"Telling women that I work for the Catholic Church is all the contraception I need."


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10/25/06 5:38 AM

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Does Barack Obama Have What It Takes To Become The Lowest-Paid President In American History?

10/27/06 8:39 AM

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  • HOBOKEN, NJ—After murdering a handful of homeless people just for fun, serial killer Mike Johanns was offered a lucrative contract to take out another 50 hobos, learning in the process that when you do what you love, the money will follow.
  • DENVER, CO—Instead of calling Michelle to tell her what a wonderful time he had on their first date last night, Stuart Knoll decided to play it cool and never call her again.
  • KITTERY, ME—Even after spending 18 hours on Wikipedia, area resident Matt Alpert had to admit to himself that he was still nowhere near having a firm grasp on the continuity of the DC Comics Multiverse.
10/31/06 8:07 AM

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MBGS

Numerous funds have taken notice of this dry-goods distributor that groups dissimilar objects together with no apparent forethought.

10/25/06 11:44 AM

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