The Onion 10: 2006

THE TOP STORIES OF 2006

1. December 15, 2006

   Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory

2. May 24, 2006

   Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits

3. November 8, 2006

   Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce

4. July 6, 2006

   Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions

5. August 14, 2006

   Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon

6. November 9, 2006

   Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections

7. August 5, 2006

   NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion

8. February 14, 2006

   Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field Day

9. September 6, 2006

   Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit For Crocodile Hunter's Death

10. January 31, 2006

    Coretta Scott King's Wiretap Ends