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Apocalypto Tops Box Office

Old Woman
"I'm not surprised. This movie has something for everyone: human sacrifice, tragic suffering, historical inaccuracies."


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JENL

Stock prices are booming while analysts scramble to figure out how, after three straight quarters of underperformance, this beverage company is in the midst of record-breaking sales.

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Reagan Proclaims 'Late Afternoon In America,' Takes Nap

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