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The Onion 10: 2006

THE TOP STORIES OF 2006

December 15, 2006
Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory
May 24, 2006
Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits
November 8, 2006
Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce
July 6, 2006
Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions
August 14, 2006
Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon
November 9, 2006
Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections
August 5, 2006
NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion
February 14, 2006
Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field Day
September 6, 2006
Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit For Crocodile Hunter's Death
January 31, 2006
Coretta Scott King's Wiretap Ends

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