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Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in...

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the economy

Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War

March 05, 2003 | Issue 39•08

International Diplomacy

Bush On North Korea: 'We Must Invade Iraq'

January 15, 2003 | Issue 39•01

education

Bush Earmarks 1.5 Billion Gold Stars For Education

February 06, 2002 | Issue 38•04

health care

Bush Vows To Wipe Out Prescription-Drug Addiction Among Seniors

August 22, 2001 | Issue 37•29

the energy crisis

Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920

August 10, 2005 | Issue 41•32

unemployment

Bush Addresses 8.2 Million Unemployed: 'Get A Job'

March 31, 2004 | Issue 40•13

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