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This Day In History
Jan. 4, 1959
Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, Bora Bora, Samoa, Philippines, Japan Granted U.S. Statehood
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Stockwatch
Toy manufacturer Funelco recorded a substantial drop today after retailers returned millions of unsold Noltenators, a toy bullhorn that gives children the voice of actor Nick Nolte.
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
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Report: Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging In Telemarketing
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Fed to Make Interest Rates Undulate Relaxingly
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